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Resident Videogamer: The Langley High School Chronicles (Intro)

This September [2017] will be the 10th year anniversary of my inauguration as a Langley High School freshman, so I decided to commemorate this event through a series of humorously videogamerish narrative about the public institution and this series is a wordplay on the following videogames:

 

 

  • Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles

 

 

  • Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles

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Videogamer’s reflection of marriage-conversations: Kinsmen Edition

Dating all the way back to 2014 (as far as I can remember that is), I’d been confronted by close-blood relatives about the subject of marriage in a cycle of protracted conversations, which I was partially accountable for dragging myself into; the most recent of them involved a one on one session between my 2nd brother and I in 2016.

Having been overwhelmed by these protracted conversations about marriage, I metaphorically learned what it was like to be Street Fighter series character, Sagat having their chest scarred by a Metsu Shoryuken. I was infuriated but at the same time, garnered strength from that anger by talking relatively little about marriage in the presence of close-blood relatives.

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Elephant humor

Q: What’s the difference between a Republican elephant and the Pokemon, Phanpy?

A: One’s a red elephant and the other is a blue elephant!

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Videogamer’s rant about US Presidential election season 2016

This Presidential election season was a joke and I’m happy it’s over because the variety of Presidential choices were of lesser quality than the variety of videogame choices at a GameStop store; politics (at least on the federal level) in this country [United States of America] has been as bankrupt as Midway Games.

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Change joke

What do you call when Barack Obama updates a videogame?

Change we can believe in!

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Philosoraptor (5th Avenue shooting meme)

I made this meme as a wordplay on Donald Trump’s “I can shoot somebody at 5th Avenue” comment.

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May 9, 2017 · 4:34 pm

Umbrella Corporation/Supreme Court humor

Q: What’s the difference between Umbrella Corporation and the US Supreme Court?

One of them selected Albert Wesker and the other selected George W Bush!

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