An NAACP member walks up to Ryu, the most recognizable representative of Capcom’s Street Fighter series, which in turn constitutes the most repackaged Fighting-game series in the history of humanity; the NAACP member asks Ryu about how to confront repackaged racism; Ryu delivers an epic reply by saying “The answer lies in the heart of battle”.
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remember that women are more complicated than videogame puzzles.
This September  will be the 10th year anniversary of my inauguration as a Langley High School freshman, so I decided to commemorate this event through a series of humorously videogamerish narrative about the public institution and this series is a wordplay on the following videogames:
- Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles
- Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles
Dating all the way back to 2014 (as far as I can remember that is), I’d been confronted by close-blood relatives about the subject of marriage in a cycle of protracted conversations, which I was partially accountable for dragging myself into; the most recent of them involved a one on one session between my 2nd brother and I in 2016.
Having been overwhelmed by these protracted conversations about marriage, I metaphorically learned what it was like to be Street Fighter series character, Sagat having their chest scarred by a Metsu Shoryuken. I was infuriated but at the same time, garnered strength from that anger by talking relatively little about marriage in the presence of close-blood relatives.
Q: What’s the difference between a Republican elephant and the Pokemon, Phanpy?
A: One’s a red elephant and the other is a blue elephant!
This Presidential election season was a joke and I’m happy it’s over because the variety of Presidential choices were of lesser quality than the variety of videogame choices at a GameStop store; politics (at least on the federal level) in this country [United States of America] has been as bankrupt as Midway Games.