Elephant humor

Q: What’s the difference between a Republican elephant and the Pokemon, Phanpy?

A: One’s a red elephant and the other is a blue elephant!

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Videogamer’s brief thoughts on Virginia gubernatorial elections 2017

As a videogamer that has lived in Virginia, there’s too many things at stake in the State’s 2017 gubernatorial elections and one of those things are GameStop employees; accounting how local GameStop employees have made the sacrifice to service me videogame products for +10 years, it’s only fair to repay the debt and this gubernatorial election season is the opportunity to do that. 

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Marriage-videogame project #1

I’m using Unreal Engine 4 to work on a Third-Person Open World, Action-Adventure videogame project titled as MVP_AsianWifeQuest; the ‘MVP’ acronym is used to describe the project’s nature as a Minimum Viable Product.

 
You will control a male protagonist in search of multiple wives and an Asian ethnicity will be represented by each wife; accounting the project’s MVP nature, I will include a total of 3 Asian-woman characters (1 Japanese, 1 Chinese, and 1 Korean), personally made from Daz Studio 4.9; the overall goal is to form a polygamous relationship involving all three Asian women and accounting the project’s Open-World nature, the player-character will be provided a multiple-choice framework on how to accomplish this goal.

 

 

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Videogamer’s rant about US Presidential election season 2016

This Presidential election season was a joke and I’m happy it’s over because the variety of Presidential choices were of lesser quality than the variety of videogame choices at a GameStop store; politics (at least on the federal level) in this country [United States of America] has been as bankrupt as Midway Games.

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Change joke

What do you call when Barack Obama updates a videogame?

Change we can believe in!

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Torture humor 

Q: What’s the difference between a horror videogame and the Bush/Cheney administration?

A: A horror videogame doesn’t sugarcoat torture!

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Philosoraptor (5th Avenue shooting meme)

I made this meme as a wordplay on Donald Trump’s “I can shoot somebody at 5th Avenue” comment.

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May 9, 2017 · 4:34 pm